HehE ThEy'Re OuT TO GeT YoU MaN!!! It'S A ConSpiRAcY I TeLl YA!*twitches* ThEy'Re JuST TRyInG tO SiLeNce Us MaN.....LOOK! *looks* oH WaIt....DOWN THERE! It'S AlL iN BlaCk AnD wHiTe MaN....*blinks* WaIt...nO....iN pUrPlE aNd bLaCk.....*blinks again* AHHH!! THEY GOT ME!

HEHEHEHE....think al the blinking you do is innocent eh? just innocent little washings of your eyes eh? well guess what....NU-UH!! ya see...what's REALLY happeneing is that you're slowly but surtely being BLINDED! nooo not by a hunky guy in speedos at the beach...but then again...that is quite a wonderful sight to see.....*AHEM!* aaaaaaaaannyways...the whole thing with the blinking conspiracy is the eyedros man. THEY'RE EVIL! ya know those guys who make the eyedrops? well...they really wanna TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! (of course, who doesn't?)now HOW do they plan to do this? salt. salt? yup. salt. you sure? yep. salt. totally, COMPLETLY SURE that that's how they plan to do i--YES I'M SURE STOP ASKING ME ALREADY!!! *gulp* yes ma'am... thank you. *ahem* now where was i? i think you were up to the salt ma'am...oh yeah...the salt. now, your eyes don't like salt right? *all heads shake* good, now, what better way then to blind all of the world of eyedrop and contact users than to use salt in the eyedrops? *scattered aagreement*see? understand what i'm talking about? good.

-for those who wear contacts and use eyedrops

little girl- butt flllllyyyyyyyxxxxxxxxx!!!!!

what?

little girl-what about NORMAL people who do---

did you say...the "n" word on a page dedicated to insanity?

*crowd gasps*

little girl-uh-oh....

*walks up to the little girl and stares at her in ther in the face* *ahem*"boo."

little girl-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs like hell*

ummm..kay.....*would blink but then she'd be a victim of the conspiracy*well, "little girl"(geez, couldn't think up anything better eh flyx?) shut up! *smacks head* (OW! hey!my pancreas!) umm...yeah....like i was saying before i was so rudely interupted..*glares*(*glares back*) was that "LITTLE GIRL" brought up a good point...(that peanut butter and bunjee jumping don't mix?) no.(that it's not good to play with camels in heat?) noooo....(that one should never eat peanut near a pack of stampedeing eleph--) NOO! NO NO NO! JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN! (grrr....) grrr back!*ahem* what i was TRYING to say is what about the peoplt that DON'T use contacts or eyedrops?(yes, please
enlighten us) I WILL. well, you see, umm...they have these...crop dusting planes...and well...they...dust everyone, EVEN the people who use eyedrops. so, everyoe has chemicals in their eyes,slowly making everyone blind so that the eyedrop guys can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!